Thursday, November 7, 2024

Show Notes

Matt Cook and Buttsy kick off the episode with a lively Tee Off Report, setting the tone for an engaging discussion. They dive into a preview of the Worldwide Technology Championship, offering insights and predictions. The Swannies Style Segment brings a touch of flair, discussing the latest in golf fashion. The conversation then shifts to the PGA Tour PIF merger, providing updates and implications for the golf world. Audience engagement is a key focus, with listener interactions adding depth to the episode. The show wraps up with closing remarks, leaving listeners eager for the next installment.

(0:00) Welcome to Pull Hook Golf
(4:15) Tee Off Report
(18:44) Worldwide Technology Championship Preview
(34:42) Swannies Style Segment
(42:29) PGA Tour PIF Merger Updates
(1:03:09) Audience Engagement
(1:08:24) Closing Remarks

Show Transcript

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Welcome back everybody to Pull Hook Golf, the
podcast.

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I'm your host, Matt Cook.

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Tonight in studio, we've got our cohost, Butsy.

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We've got our cohost and tour insider, Brent
Grant.

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This is the first time all 3 of us have been in
studio together.

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We got our audio engineer, Jordan, in the back.

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We've got an awesome show for all of you, and
this is your relief from the basketball game.

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That's going on to where they're about to score
200 points each.

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Shout out J chromosome in the back.

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J chromosome.

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Absolutely.

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Great stuff out of him.

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Up with that?

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Yeah.

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That's why

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I said it.

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Just amazing.

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Yeah.

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Guys, we've got some stuff to go over tonight.

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We've got the t off report, which is now an
audience favorite.

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They absolutely love this with, good old
buttsey hair.

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I was like, what's the tee

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off report?

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What is that?

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It's your segment.

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What

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do you talk?

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4thirty 3s Worldwide technology championship
preview.

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Yes, folks.

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There is a PGA tour event coming up this
weekend.

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We're going to talk about it.

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Then we got the Suwanee style segment and last
but not least, we've got the PGA tour PIF

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merger and some updates around that.

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I was on the horn yesterday.

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A lot

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of phone calls.

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Lot, lot of phone calls.

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Yeah.

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It it wasn't the it's not the funnest thing
actually calling up and trying to track down

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this information.

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Yeah.

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In the world yeah.

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In the world where basically it's, you see you
see a headline and you just gotta run

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You got, like yeah.

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Do you have, like, a you got some connects that
you reach out to, and you gotta dig, I'm sure.

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Yeah.

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Gotta dig.

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Well, and then you gotta ask all the right
questions because they're just, like, can't

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really tell you this.

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But Yeah.

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You know, if if

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you if you ask the proper question, I will, I
will tell you.

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So there's some of that going on, but we've got
a lot of information around that for all of

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you.

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So stick around till the end.

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If you really wanna know what's going on in
that whole entire PIF live golf PGA tour merger

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bullshit.

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We got it for you.

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Now

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Thank you.

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Swannies, we do wanna give a shout out to our
sponsor Swannies Golf.

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This is where we started this episode actually
before when we came on live, before we started

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the podcast recording, these 2 here went
absolutely berserk over this Garrett fleece,

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which is part of the Swanee's black swan line.

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Remember I was telling you guys, I'm like, just
wait till you guys see the black Swan line like

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this.

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This stuff is nice.

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And you guys were ranting

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and raving all weekend.

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We were very, very much impressed.

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Oh yeah.

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Ward over the weekend too.

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But this one is my favorite.

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I've worn it.

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I think, 6 days straight.

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Yeah.

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It

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it it a 100% has pit stains already, but it's
fine.

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It's like a ski trip shirt.

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Yeah.

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I feel like I need a fire pit or a fireplace.

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Let's get right in front

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of you.

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Cup of coffee or something.

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Every morning.

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Every it's cold out here in Arizona now.

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Did you

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still say Cup of Joe?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You just did.

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That's good.

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I know, but I was

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just too popular.

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Probably bring it back.

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You could if you want to.

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Cup of Joe.

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The Cup of is that a Easter East Coast thing?

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Cup of

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Joe, I think, is an East Coast thing if you're
not mistaken.

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Comes on when I'm talking, does that mean it's

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my best.

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Oops.

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Now Idiot.

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Let's kick it off with the tea offer.

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Actually, I'm sorry.

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Folks, if you wanted to to buy Swannies.

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Some, Swannies, some black swan line, which,
again, this is their high end line.

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It's a little bit more expensive, but my god,
it is nice.

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10 out

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of 10 recommend for sure.

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10 out of 10.

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If you get this Garrett fleece, you will not be
disappointed.

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Let me tell you.

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That is a 100% accurate.

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Do they get their money back if they're not
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No.

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Okay.

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So you want it 99% out

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of here.

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Let's go.

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Come on.

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Bottsiana soapbox.

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Let's start off with the tee off report and one
of our favorite segments here with Bottsiana

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soapbox.

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Bottsiana, you got your camera run over there,
buddy.

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So as I ask you this, I want you to dial it in
with the audience here.

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What's your biggest pet peeve when it comes to
how golfers interact with cart girls?

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Oh, you mean, like, men?

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Yeah.

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Specifically men?

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Look.

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I I think if you're a single dude, maybe within
a 5 year age range of said cart girl, and she

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doesn't have a ring on her finger, and you're
out having some beers and you're having a good

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time, and you wanna I I don't know.

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I mean, I don't think it's the place to spit
game, but if some of that comes out, great.

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If you're a 40 year old dude hiding from their
wife and you use it as an outlet because you're

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afraid to just man up and go to a fucking strip
club, then, no, it's not for you.

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You're you're a fucking weirdo.

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Right?

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Yeah.

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Like, just do the real thing at that point.

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You're you're you're hiding.

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Yeah.

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You're hiding.

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You're hiding.

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So I I don't

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know if that answers your question.

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I think the recap to that or to summarize it,
go to the strip club, gentlemen, and skip out

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on making the cart girl feel awkward.

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Or just don't do any of it and be good to your
wife.

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I mean, that's really the moral of the story.

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Because, like, if you're gonna flirt with the
car girl, then you're you're already halfway

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there.

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I mean, the car girl is basically the stripper
on a golf course.

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Right?

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Like, she's like a white collar stripper.

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Okay.

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Some would say.

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Not me.

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I've heard that.

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Well, I feel like golf take.

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I feel like golfers feel like that.

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Right?

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Because they just go up, and the craziest stuff
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said to these poor girls.

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Mhmm.

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Yeah.

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Like, when you actually work at a golf course
and all of a sudden, you're, like, talking to

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the cart girls after, like, a day, and they're
just like, man, what was the craziest thing

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that you heard today?

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Some of the stuff that comes out, you would not
believe.

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Yeah.

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You're just like, wait a second.

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That guy said that to you?

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And he was, like, 72 years old.

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It's it's the guys that clear like, the guys
that are are absolutely just they don't really

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give a shit, and they just kinda go around and
I mean, how many golf clubs do you guys know

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where peep members get, you know, kicked out or
whatever?

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Yeah.

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Just old grease nuggets.

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Yeah.

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I

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mean, come on.

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Just Leathery old fucks

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out there.

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These these people are just, you know, trying
to make a buck and

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Yeah.

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I

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mean, come on.

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They're

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not pieces of meat.

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I don't think I'm wrong, though.

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Otherwise, there'd be a lot more cart guy.

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Treats your wife well?

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Treats your girlfriend well?

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Yeah.

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Absolutely.

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That's It'd be cart guys.

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Yeah.

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I wanna play the golf course that's got cart
guys though either.

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No.

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No.

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I like the fact that you said if you're within
a 5 year age range Yeah.

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Then you got a shot at.

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You know what I mean?

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And so

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As soon as you're way beyond that, all of a
sudden, you're the creepy guy in the club.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You don't want you don't wanna be that guy.

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Yeah.

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Now the other thing that I was talking to you
about a little bit, Budsy, is the fact that,

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you know, sneaking alcohol onto a course.

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It is a faux pas.

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However, it is done.

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But there is something to be said about when
you sneak alcohol onto a golf course, you can't

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do what, Budsy?

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Tell tell the audience what you cannot do.

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There's a limit to it.

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K?

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If you put 25 beers in your bag and show up at
the golf course, you're a piece of shit.

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You're just a piece of shit.

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Your bag weighs £800.

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You have no regard for even trying to slide
past the system.

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The cart kid, you you've already created an
uncomfortable situation because now he's gotta

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grab your bag, or you have to be really awkward
and say, no.

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I'm good.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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Why the fuck are you good, and your bag looks
like it's on steroids?

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If you're gonna throw a few in there, like,
you're playing, you're gonna pay $250 to play a

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golf course.

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Okay.

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Drinks are expensive.

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I think my rule was always and I don't do this
anymore because luckily I can afford drinks

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now, or I'd like to think I can.

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But, 1 to 3.

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So if you're gonna drink 3 of your own, then
you buy 1.

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And at least be inconspicuous about it.

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Like, don't throw up red flags and look like
the cheapest piece of shit on earth.

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Love that.

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Just like tipping the cart kids we talked about
last week.

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Same thing.

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Like, there's an etiquette.

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Just just do the right thing.

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There were a few guys that outed themselves.

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It was few.

256
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There was a very few cheap bastards that were
just like, yeah.

257
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Well, what what are they really doing out
there?

258
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Oh.

259
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Like, they just annoy works.

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The one guy that's like, I'll pull the cart up
and take the trash out myself.

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I'm like, that's like walking your your dinner
plates at a restaurant into the back and

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washing them in the sink.

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It is.

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It really is.

265
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Here's what do you think that kid's doing
there?

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He's fucking 17 years old.

267
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This is all the money he's got in the world,
and you're gonna stiff him, so you can buy a a

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fucking half o weed on the way home.

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And to add to that, they're probably if they're
young and working outside services, they're

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probably trying to make it.

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Like, a lot of courses out here in Arizona, a
lot of the outside services guys are trying to

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make it on the mini tours and so forth.

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So that money goes a long way for them.

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Oh, then they're then Otherwise, they're
they're working for chump change.

275
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I mean, the tips are everything out there.

276
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It is everything.

277
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Mhmm.

278
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So, folks, just to summarize that one.

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If you're gonna sneak some booze on, you better
be buying at least a couple from the cart girl

280
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and make sure you give her a nice tip.

281
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Yeah.

282
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Just be just don't be an asshole.

283
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Of money.

284
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Don't be an idiot.

285
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Yeah.

286
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K.

287
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Anyways

288
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Yeah.

289
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Not not a tip of advice to go into the back and

290
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I thought we were I forgot.

291
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He's a

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silly youngster.

293
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Oh, yeah.

294
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That's what it is.

295
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Now we've It is.

296
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We've got one more part to this,

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Goddamn.

298
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This tee off report with Botsey.

299
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I want us to go down memory lane.

300
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Here we go.

301
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K?

302
00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:13,199
And I want you, Botsy, because the peep you're
you're

303
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It's gonna suck.

304
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I could tell.

305
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You're a guy of the people.

306
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:16,419
K?

307
00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:20,100
And people have embarrassing moments out on the
golf course.

308
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I want you to tell us about your most
embarrassing moment on the golf course.

309
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Oh, god.

310
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Junior College Regionals.

311
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Same course that they filmed Tin Cup at.

312
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Or no.

313
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Close to there.

314
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There's 2 back golf resort, and then I think
there it was Rio Rico.

315
00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:41,949
It's down close to the border.

316
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:42,329
Mhmm.

317
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It's cool.

318
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I was

319
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in one of the last groups.

320
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I was playing decent.

321
00:10:46,009 --> 00:10:46,730
It was a windy day.

322
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I was one over, which at that point in my
career, like, in the how the place was playing.

323
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It was a respectable number.

324
00:10:53,524 --> 00:10:58,264
Hit it down 18, in the fairway, thinned it a
little bit.

325
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At 2:40 to cover the water, it's a par 5, and I
just skull fucked this thing in the front end

326
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of the water.

327
00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:07,785
So now the pins on the left, you can imagine it
going over the lake.

328
00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:13,940
Everybody's parents, all the teams, there's
probably a couple 100 people behind the 18th

329
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green.

330
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So I take a drop.

331
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So I'm shaking.

332
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I can hear my heart beating in my own ears,
like, through my fucking chest because I wanna

333
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fuck this up.

334
00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:29,855
But then when I had to drop, it was, like, not,
wet enough to take relief, but matted down,

335
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,075
like, hard like, clay mud.

336
00:11:32,075 --> 00:11:32,835
Oh, hate that.

337
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Brass.

338
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Yeah.

339
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Still gonna not be

340
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that shot.

341
00:11:35,355 --> 00:11:36,475
Nestle shitted it.

342
00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:37,375
Tight, soft.

343
00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:40,470
The ball, like, and kinda rolled a little bit.

344
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So, anyways, I proceed to do that, 4 or 5
times.

345
00:11:45,409 --> 00:11:50,769
I dropped that ball because I just fucking
chunked every single one of them 4 feet right

346
00:11:50,769 --> 00:11:51,889
in front of me into the drink.

347
00:11:51,889 --> 00:11:54,894
And I think the last ball, I thinned it over
the green.

348
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:58,654
I barely fatted that on, and I 4 putted for,
like, a 14.

349
00:11:58,954 --> 00:11:59,454
Oh.

350
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And

351
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now there's sweat pouring down my fat ass face.

352
00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:05,914
And I had to walk up.

353
00:12:05,914 --> 00:12:09,851
There's only one way to go around the water
that you gotta walk past everybody, and It was

354
00:12:09,851 --> 00:12:11,416
like being at a fucking funeral.

355
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:15,849
I mean, you could hear people when you're
walking by, and they think you're out of range,

356
00:12:15,849 --> 00:12:19,240
and they're like, oh, this is really fucking
tough deal for that guy.

357
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,065
Because I've never seen anything like that.

358
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:21,847
He's gotta be.

359
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And I'm

360
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got over, and I'm damn near crying.

361
00:12:24,434 --> 00:12:29,554
And I'm trying to sign the scorecard and, like,
yeah, that was one of the closest times I've

362
00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:31,254
ever been to doing suicide.

363
00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:32,514
That's that's tough.

364
00:12:32,514 --> 00:12:32,754
Yeah.

365
00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:33,634
It was close that day.

366
00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:34,434
That that's tough.

367
00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:34,914
Yeah.

368
00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:35,794
So I get it.

369
00:12:35,794 --> 00:12:41,790
Well, I get it too because and I I didn't wanna
throw you out on a limb here and just let you

370
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be so low out there.

371
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:43,710
Thank you.

372
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:46,049
I've I've had a very embarrassing moment as
well.

373
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:51,009
And as I was thinking about this, I was like,
man, I know you'll probably have a great story.

374
00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:52,944
I don't have as great of a story.

375
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:59,184
However, the fact that in high school golf, it
was so I started late.

376
00:12:59,184 --> 00:13:06,089
I started 13, 14 years old, got onto the
varsity team at 15, and basically just kinda

377
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,629
learned how to play from there.

378
00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:14,490
When that happened, my very first, like,
tournament tournament, not like a match against

379
00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:17,789
another team, you know, it was a full on
tournament.

380
00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:24,504
They used to play the BC open back in the day
at this golf course, enjoy golf club in

381
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Endicott, New York.

382
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And I am on the first tee and it's a colder day
and sure enough in upstate New York, my god, I

383
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was shaking because I had never felt that kind
of pressure.

384
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:42,100
And there's some parents around and everything,
and everybody's kinda huddled around that first

385
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,759
tee as they announce the kids' names and
whatnot.

386
00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:51,424
And I just about shat myself because I am I was
I was full on Michael j.

387
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:52,524
I mean Great.

388
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:57,105
I I sat there twitching, and I'm just like, oh,
no.

389
00:13:57,245 --> 00:13:57,485
Yeah.

390
00:13:57,485 --> 00:14:00,205
You and you knew it before you even took it
back.

391
00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:02,129
You're like, this is not going to be

392
00:14:02,129 --> 00:14:03,750
like this as you take it back.

393
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:05,809
And my god.

394
00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:11,649
I don't know how I did it, but I I nipped the
very top of the golf ball, and it fell off of

395
00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:12,210
the tee.

396
00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,769
It kinda went, like, 3 feet in front of me.

397
00:14:14,769 --> 00:14:15,410
Just so weird.

398
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:17,865
Just sat there, and I just I kinda did one of
these.

399
00:14:17,865 --> 00:14:18,924
I kinda looked around.

400
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,184
Can everybody see that?

401
00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:22,824
Hoping that nobody saw and everybody saw.

402
00:14:22,824 --> 00:14:24,204
You should've seen their faces.

403
00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:26,764
They like, some of these parents were just
mortified.

404
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:31,950
They're mortified for their kid because their
kid not only had to follow that, but then they

405
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,470
had to play with me for the rest of the day.

406
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:34,590
And they're like, oh, god.

407
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:35,230
This is gonna

408
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:35,389
be the

409
00:14:35,389 --> 00:14:36,029
worst day ever.

410
00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:37,970
This kid is just horrendous.

411
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,190
So Then you turn it around, shot 62.

412
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:40,909
It was great.

413
00:14:40,909 --> 00:14:41,149
No.

414
00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:42,610
I probably shot 97.

415
00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:44,615
Oh, that one.

416
00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:46,274
That one that one was not That's

417
00:14:46,274 --> 00:14:46,995
a tough start.

418
00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:51,554
That one was not it the thing was, like, I had
no, like, official training, nothing like that.

419
00:14:51,554 --> 00:14:54,934
Like, I was just a kid who had good enough hand
eye coordination.

420
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,679
And when you got under a pressure situation
like that, you're like, oh, shit.

421
00:14:58,679 --> 00:14:59,879
I am not ready for this.

422
00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:01,080
No official training.

423
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:01,580
Oh.

424
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,139
None.

425
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,460
I was not officially trained.

426
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,759
Now, Brent, we we know you probably have never
had an embarrassing moment out there.

427
00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,500
That's funny.

428
00:15:10,225 --> 00:15:11,284
Do you wanna share?

429
00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:13,764
I mean, this is where to start.

430
00:15:14,065 --> 00:15:20,004
My my biggest number I've ever made, on any
hole was a 10 on a par 3 in Savannah.

431
00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:22,144
That's the biggest number you've ever had?

432
00:15:22,144 --> 00:15:22,644
Yeah.

433
00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:23,549
Yeah.

434
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:24,009
That's

435
00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:24,490
not bad.

436
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:25,049
Par 3.

437
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,090
That's not bad, though.

438
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:26,730
It's a big number.

439
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:27,769
I'm a par 3.

440
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:28,490
But you haven't done

441
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,009
that on, like, a par 4, par 5 where

442
00:15:30,009 --> 00:15:31,629
you hit hit a couple out of bounds?

443
00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:32,269
No.

444
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:33,049
Oh,

445
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:33,549
no.

446
00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:33,929
Thought

447
00:15:33,929 --> 00:15:34,410
you don't do

448
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,090
that anymore.

449
00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:35,450
No.

450
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,190
Oh, no.

451
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:38,509
Oh, wow.

452
00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:39,935
That's good.

453
00:15:39,935 --> 00:15:40,435
No.

454
00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:41,615
Impense relief.

455
00:15:41,615 --> 00:15:42,195
I don't

456
00:15:42,335 --> 00:15:43,455
I don't think we're really

457
00:15:43,615 --> 00:15:44,815
relief, he says.

458
00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:46,095
Thank god I got the fan on.

459
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:47,855
I almost didn't turn on the fan tonight in

460
00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:48,435
the studio.

461
00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:49,295
No.

462
00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:50,175
I chewed it up.

463
00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:50,495
Yeah.

464
00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:51,315
Blow it around.

465
00:15:51,774 --> 00:15:57,110
It was a par 3 over water, and, I hit, I don't
know, 3 or 4 dead left in the water.

466
00:15:57,110 --> 00:16:00,789
I kept aiming further and further right, and I
somehow kept hitting it further and further

467
00:16:00,789 --> 00:16:01,269
left.

468
00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:02,470
How old were you at this point?

469
00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:03,669
I was on a corn freight tour.

470
00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:04,169
Okay.

471
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,190
So this is, 20, 21.

472
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:07,725
An adult.

473
00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:08,304
Yeah.

474
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:10,593
No.

475
00:16:10,593 --> 00:16:11,062
No.

476
00:16:11,062 --> 00:16:11,530
No.

477
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:11,999
No.

478
00:16:11,999 --> 00:16:12,467
No.

479
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:12,936
No

480
00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:13,404
excuse.

481
00:16:13,404 --> 00:16:14,704
You were fully prepared.

482
00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:15,345
Yes.

483
00:16:15,804 --> 00:16:16,204
Dang.

484
00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:16,284
I

485
00:16:16,284 --> 00:16:20,125
think I shot I think I shot 5 over that day,
though.

486
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:20,605
So I thought

487
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