1 00:00:11,439 --> 00:00:14,580 Welcome back everybody to Pull Hook Golf, the podcast. 2 00:00:14,894 --> 00:00:16,175 I'm your host, Matt Cook. 3 00:00:16,175 --> 00:00:18,675 Tonight in studio, we've got our cohost, Butsy. 4 00:00:18,734 --> 00:00:21,954 We've got our cohost and tour insider, Brent Grant.

5 00:00:22,015 --> 00:00:25,315 This is the first time all 3 of us have been in studio together. 6 00:00:25,375 --> 00:00:27,775 We got our audio engineer, Jordan, in the back. 7 00:00:27,775 --> 00:00:36,280 We've got an awesome show for all of you, and this is your relief from the basketball game. 8 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,560 That's going on to where they're about to score 200 points each.

9 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,659 Shout out J chromosome in the back. 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,579 J chromosome. 11 00:00:45,674 --> 00:00:46,174 Absolutely. 12 00:00:46,395 --> 00:00:47,435 Great stuff out of him.

13 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:48,155 Up with that? 14 00:00:48,155 --> 00:00:48,554 Yeah. 15 00:00:48,554 --> 00:00:48,875 That's why 16 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:49,674 I said it. 17 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:50,475 Just amazing.

18 00:00:50,475 --> 00:00:50,975 Yeah. 19 00:00:51,434 --> 00:00:53,434 Guys, we've got some stuff to go over tonight. 20 00:00:53,434 --> 00:00:57,274 We've got the t off report, which is now an audience favorite. 21 00:00:57,274 --> 00:01:00,314 They absolutely love this with, good old buttsey hair.

22 00:01:00,314 --> 00:01:01,570 I was like, what's the tee 23 00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:02,149 off report? 24 00:01:02,289 --> 00:01:03,089 What is that? 25 00:01:03,089 --> 00:01:04,450 It's your segment. 26 00:01:04,450 --> 00:01:04,769 What 27 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:05,750 do you talk?

28 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:09,409 4thirty 3s Worldwide technology championship preview. 29 00:01:09,409 --> 00:01:10,129 Yes, folks. 30 00:01:10,129 --> 00:01:12,530 There is a PGA tour event coming up this weekend. 31 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:13,729 We're going to talk about it.

32 00:01:13,729 --> 00:01:18,715 Then we got the Suwanee style segment and last but not least, we've got the PGA tour PIF 33 00:01:18,715 --> 00:01:20,715 merger and some updates around that. 34 00:01:20,715 --> 00:01:22,415 I was on the horn yesterday. 35 00:01:23,594 --> 00:01:23,835 A lot 36 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:24,734 of phone calls. 37 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:28,255 Lot, lot of phone calls.

38 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:30,700 Yeah. 39 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:35,500 It it wasn't the it's not the funnest thing actually calling up and trying to track down 40 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,240 this information. 41 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:37,020 Yeah. 42 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:37,819 In the world yeah.

43 00:01:37,819 --> 00:01:41,900 In the world where basically it's, you see you see a headline and you just gotta run 44 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:42,939 You got, like yeah. 45 00:01:42,939 --> 00:01:47,694 Do you have, like, a you got some connects that you reach out to, and you gotta dig, I'm sure. 46 00:01:47,694 --> 00:01:48,094 Yeah. 47 00:01:48,094 --> 00:01:48,575 Gotta dig.

48 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:52,495 Well, and then you gotta ask all the right questions because they're just, like, can't 49 00:01:52,495 --> 00:01:53,534 really tell you this. 50 00:01:53,534 --> 00:01:54,615 But Yeah. 51 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:55,534 You know, if if 52 00:01:55,534 --> 00:02:00,640 you if you ask the proper question, I will, I will tell you. 53 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:05,359 So there's some of that going on, but we've got a lot of information around that for all of 54 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:05,599 you.

55 00:02:05,599 --> 00:02:07,299 So stick around till the end. 56 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:14,965 If you really wanna know what's going on in that whole entire PIF live golf PGA tour merger 57 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:15,465 bullshit. 58 00:02:15,764 --> 00:02:16,865 We got it for you. 59 00:02:16,865 --> 00:02:17,245 Now 60 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:18,504 Thank you.

61 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,164 Swannies, we do wanna give a shout out to our sponsor Swannies Golf. 62 00:02:22,164 --> 00:02:28,079 This is where we started this episode actually before when we came on live, before we started 63 00:02:28,079 --> 00:02:33,939 the podcast recording, these 2 here went absolutely berserk over this Garrett fleece, 64 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:36,879 which is part of the Swanee's black swan line. 65 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:41,294 Remember I was telling you guys, I'm like, just wait till you guys see the black Swan line like 66 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:41,794 this. 67 00:02:41,935 --> 00:02:43,395 This stuff is nice.

68 00:02:43,615 --> 00:02:44,655 And you guys were ranting 69 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:45,775 and raving all weekend. 70 00:02:45,775 --> 00:02:48,334 We were very, very much impressed. 71 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:48,974 Oh yeah. 72 00:02:48,974 --> 00:02:50,435 Ward over the weekend too.

73 00:02:50,495 --> 00:02:51,694 But this one is my favorite. 74 00:02:51,694 --> 00:02:52,229 I've worn it. 75 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:53,590 I think, 6 days straight. 76 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:53,830 Yeah.

77 00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:54,069 It 78 00:02:54,069 --> 00:02:56,789 it it a 100% has pit stains already, but it's fine. 79 00:02:56,789 --> 00:02:58,650 It's like a ski trip shirt. 80 00:02:58,709 --> 00:02:59,030 Yeah. 81 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,989 I feel like I need a fire pit or a fireplace.

82 00:03:01,989 --> 00:03:02,789 Let's get right in front 83 00:03:02,789 --> 00:03:02,949 of you. 84 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:04,169 Cup of coffee or something. 85 00:03:04,629 --> 00:03:05,449 Every morning. 86 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:07,769 Every it's cold out here in Arizona now.

87 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:08,474 Did you 88 00:03:08,474 --> 00:03:10,254 still say Cup of Joe? 89 00:03:10,394 --> 00:03:10,875 Oh, yeah. 90 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:11,034 Yeah. 91 00:03:11,034 --> 00:03:11,194 Yeah.

92 00:03:11,194 --> 00:03:11,914 You just did. 93 00:03:11,914 --> 00:03:12,394 That's good. 94 00:03:12,394 --> 00:03:13,114 I know, but I was 95 00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:13,914 just too popular. 96 00:03:13,995 --> 00:03:15,114 Probably bring it back.

97 00:03:15,114 --> 00:03:16,394 You could if you want to. 98 00:03:16,555 --> 00:03:17,194 Cup of Joe. 99 00:03:17,194 --> 00:03:19,854 The Cup of is that a Easter East Coast thing? 100 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:22,290 Cup of 101 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:24,530 Joe, I think, is an East Coast thing if you're not mistaken.

102 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:27,030 Comes on when I'm talking, does that mean it's 103 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:27,990 my best. 104 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:29,189 Oops. 105 00:03:29,969 --> 00:03:31,030 Now Idiot. 106 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,250 Let's kick it off with the tea offer.

107 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,310 Actually, I'm sorry. 108 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:36,870 Folks, if you wanted to to buy Swannies. 109 00:03:37,474 --> 00:03:42,754 Some, Swannies, some black swan line, which, again, this is their high end line. 110 00:03:42,754 --> 00:03:46,754 It's a little bit more expensive, but my god, it is nice.

111 00:03:46,754 --> 00:03:47,155 10 out 112 00:03:47,155 --> 00:03:48,514 of 10 recommend for sure. 113 00:03:48,514 --> 00:03:49,395 10 out of 10. 114 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,055 If you get this Garrett fleece, you will not be disappointed. 115 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:52,830 Let me tell you.

116 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,750 That is a 100% accurate. 117 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:58,129 Do they get their money back if they're not satisfied? 118 00:03:58,189 --> 00:03:58,430 No. 119 00:03:58,430 --> 00:03:58,590 Okay.

120 00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:00,509 So you want it 99% out 121 00:04:00,509 --> 00:04:00,909 of here. 122 00:04:00,909 --> 00:04:01,710 Here's the great news. 123 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:08,855 You get 25% off by utilizing the promo code, pole hook golf 25 at checkout for 25% off your 124 00:04:08,855 --> 00:04:09,355 entireorder@swanies.co. 125 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,275 Let's go.

126 00:04:13,415 --> 00:04:14,235 Come on. 127 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,395 Bottsiana soapbox. 128 00:04:16,455 --> 00:04:21,435 Let's start off with the tee off report and one of our favorite segments here with Bottsiana 129 00:04:21,735 --> 00:04:22,235 soapbox. 130 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:24,889 Bottsiana, you got your camera run over there, buddy.

131 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:29,610 So as I ask you this, I want you to dial it in with the audience here. 132 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:35,290 What's your biggest pet peeve when it comes to how golfers interact with cart girls? 133 00:04:36,535 --> 00:04:40,875 Oh, you mean, like, men? 134 00:04:41,495 --> 00:04:41,894 Yeah.

135 00:04:41,894 --> 00:04:42,954 Specifically men? 136 00:04:44,454 --> 00:04:44,954 Look. 137 00:04:45,095 --> 00:04:52,089 I I think if you're a single dude, maybe within a 5 year age range of said cart girl, and she 138 00:04:52,089 --> 00:04:55,370 doesn't have a ring on her finger, and you're out having some beers and you're having a good 139 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:57,290 time, and you wanna I I don't know. 140 00:04:57,290 --> 00:05:00,670 I mean, I don't think it's the place to spit game, but if some of that comes out, great.

141 00:05:01,209 --> 00:05:05,985 If you're a 40 year old dude hiding from their wife and you use it as an outlet because you're 142 00:05:05,985 --> 00:05:10,464 afraid to just man up and go to a fucking strip club, then, no, it's not for you. 143 00:05:10,464 --> 00:05:12,324 You're you're a fucking weirdo. 144 00:05:12,384 --> 00:05:12,884 Right? 145 00:05:13,504 --> 00:05:14,004 Yeah.

146 00:05:14,545 --> 00:05:16,884 Like, just do the real thing at that point. 147 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:19,125 You're you're you're hiding. 148 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:20,080 Yeah. 149 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:20,720 You're hiding.

150 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,460 You're hiding. 151 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,960 So I I don't 152 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,000 know if that answers your question. 153 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:29,279 I think the recap to that or to summarize it, go to the strip club, gentlemen, and skip out 154 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:31,540 on making the cart girl feel awkward. 155 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,160 Or just don't do any of it and be good to your wife.

156 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,074 I mean, that's really the moral of the story. 157 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:39,754 Because, like, if you're gonna flirt with the car girl, then you're you're already halfway 158 00:05:39,754 --> 00:05:39,995 there. 159 00:05:39,995 --> 00:05:42,714 I mean, the car girl is basically the stripper on a golf course. 160 00:05:42,714 --> 00:05:43,035 Right?

161 00:05:43,035 --> 00:05:47,055 Like, she's like a white collar stripper. 162 00:05:47,115 --> 00:05:47,615 Okay. 163 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:49,459 Some would say. 164 00:05:49,459 --> 00:05:50,100 Not me.

165 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:50,660 I've heard that. 166 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,899 Well, I feel like golf take. 167 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,620 I feel like golfers feel like that. 168 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:53,860 Right?

169 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:57,220 Because they just go up, and the craziest stuff gets 170 00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:58,500 said to these poor girls. 171 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:58,980 Mhmm. 172 00:05:58,980 --> 00:05:59,480 Yeah. 173 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:03,235 Like, when you actually work at a golf course and all of a sudden, you're, like, talking to 174 00:06:03,235 --> 00:06:08,675 the cart girls after, like, a day, and they're just like, man, what was the craziest thing 175 00:06:08,675 --> 00:06:09,814 that you heard today?

176 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,354 Some of the stuff that comes out, you would not believe. 177 00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:12,675 Yeah. 178 00:06:12,675 --> 00:06:14,115 You're just like, wait a second. 179 00:06:14,115 --> 00:06:15,794 That guy said that to you?

180 00:06:15,794 --> 00:06:17,894 And he was, like, 72 years old. 181 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:23,009 It's it's the guys that clear like, the guys that are are absolutely just they don't really 182 00:06:23,009 --> 00:06:27,889 give a shit, and they just kinda go around and I mean, how many golf clubs do you guys know 183 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:30,689 where peep members get, you know, kicked out or whatever? 184 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:31,009 Yeah. 185 00:06:31,009 --> 00:06:32,870 Just old grease nuggets.

186 00:06:33,009 --> 00:06:33,329 Yeah. 187 00:06:33,329 --> 00:06:33,579 I 188 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:34,504 mean, come on. 189 00:06:34,504 --> 00:06:36,105 Just Leathery old fucks 190 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:36,504 out there. 191 00:06:36,504 --> 00:06:38,985 These these people are just, you know, trying to make a buck and 192 00:06:39,225 --> 00:06:39,345 Yeah.

193 00:06:39,464 --> 00:06:39,545 I 194 00:06:39,545 --> 00:06:40,425 mean, come on. 195 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:40,585 They're 196 00:06:40,585 --> 00:06:41,464 not pieces of meat. 197 00:06:41,464 --> 00:06:42,585 I don't think I'm wrong, though. 198 00:06:42,585 --> 00:06:44,665 Otherwise, there'd be a lot more cart guy.

199 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:45,705 Treats your wife well? 200 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:46,745 Treats your girlfriend well? 201 00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:46,985 Yeah. 202 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:47,384 Absolutely.

203 00:06:47,384 --> 00:06:48,685 That's It'd be cart guys. 204 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:49,470 Yeah. 205 00:06:50,089 --> 00:06:52,990 I wanna play the golf course that's got cart guys though either. 206 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:53,769 No.

207 00:06:53,769 --> 00:06:54,269 No. 208 00:06:54,329 --> 00:06:58,289 I like the fact that you said if you're within a 5 year age range Yeah. 209 00:06:58,410 --> 00:06:59,850 Then you got a shot at. 210 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:00,569 You know what I mean?

211 00:07:00,569 --> 00:07:00,970 And so 212 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:05,454 As soon as you're way beyond that, all of a sudden, you're the creepy guy in the club. 213 00:07:05,454 --> 00:07:05,855 Yeah. 214 00:07:05,855 --> 00:07:06,014 Yeah. 215 00:07:06,014 --> 00:07:06,175 Yeah.

216 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:06,675 Yeah. 217 00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:08,654 You don't want you don't wanna be that guy. 218 00:07:08,654 --> 00:07:09,154 Yeah. 219 00:07:09,535 --> 00:07:14,115 Now the other thing that I was talking to you about a little bit, Budsy, is the fact that, 220 00:07:14,254 --> 00:07:17,074 you know, sneaking alcohol onto a course.

221 00:07:17,389 --> 00:07:18,509 It is a faux pas. 222 00:07:18,509 --> 00:07:20,209 However, it is done. 223 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:27,490 But there is something to be said about when you sneak alcohol onto a golf course, you can't 224 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:28,829 do what, Budsy? 225 00:07:28,829 --> 00:07:30,910 Tell tell the audience what you cannot do.

226 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:32,370 There's a limit to it. 227 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:33,334 K? 228 00:07:33,394 --> 00:07:38,935 If you put 25 beers in your bag and show up at the golf course, you're a piece of shit. 229 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:41,574 You're just a piece of shit.

230 00:07:41,634 --> 00:07:42,855 Your bag weighs £800. 231 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:46,214 You have no regard for even trying to slide past the system. 232 00:07:46,839 --> 00:07:50,920 The cart kid, you you've already created an uncomfortable situation because now he's gotta 233 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,240 grab your bag, or you have to be really awkward and say, no. 234 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:53,720 I'm good.

235 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:53,879 No. 236 00:07:53,879 --> 00:07:53,959 No. 237 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:54,279 No. 238 00:07:54,279 --> 00:07:57,899 Why the fuck are you good, and your bag looks like it's on steroids?

239 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:04,194 If you're gonna throw a few in there, like, you're playing, you're gonna pay $250 to play a 240 00:08:04,194 --> 00:08:04,754 golf course. 241 00:08:04,754 --> 00:08:05,254 Okay. 242 00:08:06,835 --> 00:08:07,895 Drinks are expensive. 243 00:08:08,194 --> 00:08:11,955 I think my rule was always and I don't do this anymore because luckily I can afford drinks 244 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:13,634 now, or I'd like to think I can.

245 00:08:13,634 --> 00:08:16,134 But, 1 to 3. 246 00:08:16,194 --> 00:08:19,139 So if you're gonna drink 3 of your own, then you buy 1. 247 00:08:19,279 --> 00:08:21,680 And at least be inconspicuous about it. 248 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,899 Like, don't throw up red flags and look like the cheapest piece of shit on earth.

249 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,000 Love that. 250 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,240 Just like tipping the cart kids we talked about last week. 251 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:30,720 Same thing. 252 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,995 Like, there's an etiquette.

253 00:08:32,154 --> 00:08:33,774 Just just do the right thing. 254 00:08:34,075 --> 00:08:36,174 There were a few guys that outed themselves. 255 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:37,375 It was few. 256 00:08:37,595 --> 00:08:41,754 There was a very few cheap bastards that were just like, yeah.

257 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:44,654 Well, what what are they really doing out there? 258 00:08:44,715 --> 00:08:45,029 Oh. 259 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:47,269 Like, they just annoy works. 260 00:08:47,269 --> 00:08:50,550 The one guy that's like, I'll pull the cart up and take the trash out myself.

261 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:56,070 I'm like, that's like walking your your dinner plates at a restaurant into the back and 262 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:57,450 washing them in the sink. 263 00:08:59,115 --> 00:08:59,674 It is. 264 00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:00,235 It really is. 265 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,554 Here's what do you think that kid's doing there?

266 00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:04,154 He's fucking 17 years old. 267 00:09:04,154 --> 00:09:09,834 This is all the money he's got in the world, and you're gonna stiff him, so you can buy a a 268 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:12,210 fucking half o weed on the way home. 269 00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:18,210 And to add to that, they're probably if they're young and working outside services, they're 270 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,750 probably trying to make it. 271 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:24,210 Like, a lot of courses out here in Arizona, a lot of the outside services guys are trying to 272 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:26,144 make it on the mini tours and so forth.

273 00:09:26,384 --> 00:09:28,785 So that money goes a long way for them. 274 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:32,144 Oh, then they're then Otherwise, they're they're working for chump change. 275 00:09:32,144 --> 00:09:34,004 I mean, the tips are everything out there. 276 00:09:34,065 --> 00:09:34,965 It is everything.

277 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:35,925 Mhmm. 278 00:09:36,065 --> 00:09:38,485 So, folks, just to summarize that one. 279 00:09:38,769 --> 00:09:42,529 If you're gonna sneak some booze on, you better be buying at least a couple from the cart girl 280 00:09:42,529 --> 00:09:44,230 and make sure you give her a nice tip. 281 00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:45,009 Yeah.

282 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:47,250 Just be just don't be an asshole. 283 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:47,809 Of money. 284 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:48,769 Don't be an idiot. 285 00:09:48,769 --> 00:09:49,250 Yeah.

286 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:49,409 K. 287 00:09:49,409 --> 00:09:49,809 Anyways 288 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:50,549 Yeah. 289 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:53,889 Not not a tip of advice to go into the back and 290 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,065 I thought we were I forgot. 291 00:09:57,065 --> 00:09:57,545 He's a 292 00:09:57,545 --> 00:09:58,365 silly youngster.

293 00:09:58,425 --> 00:09:58,825 Oh, yeah. 294 00:09:58,825 --> 00:09:59,705 That's what it is. 295 00:09:59,705 --> 00:10:01,085 Now we've It is. 296 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,545 We've got one more part to this, 297 00:10:03,945 --> 00:10:04,445 Goddamn.

298 00:10:04,585 --> 00:10:06,205 This tee off report with Botsey. 299 00:10:06,425 --> 00:10:08,425 I want us to go down memory lane. 300 00:10:08,425 --> 00:10:08,985 Here we go. 301 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:09,485 K?

302 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:13,199 And I want you, Botsy, because the peep you're you're 303 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:13,839 It's gonna suck. 304 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:14,360 I could tell. 305 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:15,860 You're a guy of the people. 306 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:16,419 K?

307 00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:20,100 And people have embarrassing moments out on the golf course. 308 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:24,740 I want you to tell us about your most embarrassing moment on the golf course. 309 00:10:25,924 --> 00:10:26,825 Oh, god. 310 00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:30,664 Junior College Regionals.

311 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,105 Same course that they filmed Tin Cup at. 312 00:10:34,565 --> 00:10:35,225 Or no. 313 00:10:35,445 --> 00:10:36,345 Close to there. 314 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:40,409 There's 2 back golf resort, and then I think there it was Rio Rico.

315 00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:41,949 It's down close to the border. 316 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:42,329 Mhmm. 317 00:10:42,329 --> 00:10:42,909 It's cool. 318 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:44,169 I was 319 00:10:44,169 --> 00:10:45,209 in one of the last groups.

320 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,009 I was playing decent. 321 00:10:46,009 --> 00:10:46,730 It was a windy day. 322 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:50,750 I was one over, which at that point in my career, like, in the how the place was playing. 323 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:52,669 It was a respectable number.

324 00:10:53,524 --> 00:10:58,264 Hit it down 18, in the fairway, thinned it a little bit. 325 00:10:58,404 --> 00:11:03,684 At 2:40 to cover the water, it's a par 5, and I just skull fucked this thing in the front end 326 00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:04,504 of the water. 327 00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:07,785 So now the pins on the left, you can imagine it going over the lake. 328 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:13,940 Everybody's parents, all the teams, there's probably a couple 100 people behind the 18th 329 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:14,440 green.

330 00:11:14,579 --> 00:11:15,779 So I take a drop. 331 00:11:15,779 --> 00:11:16,759 So I'm shaking. 332 00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:21,914 I can hear my heart beating in my own ears, like, through my fucking chest because I wanna 333 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:22,475 fuck this up. 334 00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:29,855 But then when I had to drop, it was, like, not, wet enough to take relief, but matted down, 335 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,075 like, hard like, clay mud.

336 00:11:32,075 --> 00:11:32,835 Oh, hate that. 337 00:11:32,955 --> 00:11:33,355 Brass. 338 00:11:33,355 --> 00:11:33,754 Yeah. 339 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:34,794 Still gonna not be 340 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:35,274 that shot.

341 00:11:35,355 --> 00:11:36,475 Nestle shitted it. 342 00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:37,375 Tight, soft. 343 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:40,470 The ball, like, and kinda rolled a little bit. 344 00:11:40,529 --> 00:11:45,269 So, anyways, I proceed to do that, 4 or 5 times.

345 00:11:45,409 --> 00:11:50,769 I dropped that ball because I just fucking chunked every single one of them 4 feet right 346 00:11:50,769 --> 00:11:51,889 in front of me into the drink. 347 00:11:51,889 --> 00:11:54,894 And I think the last ball, I thinned it over the green. 348 00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:58,654 I barely fatted that on, and I 4 putted for, like, a 14. 349 00:11:58,954 --> 00:11:59,454 Oh.

350 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:01,115 And 351 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:03,934 now there's sweat pouring down my fat ass face. 352 00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:05,914 And I had to walk up. 353 00:12:05,914 --> 00:12:09,851 There's only one way to go around the water that you gotta walk past everybody, and It was 354 00:12:09,851 --> 00:12:11,416 like being at a fucking funeral. 355 00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:15,849 I mean, you could hear people when you're walking by, and they think you're out of range, 356 00:12:15,849 --> 00:12:19,240 and they're like, oh, this is really fucking tough deal for that guy.

357 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,065 Because I've never seen anything like that. 358 00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:21,847 He's gotta be. 359 00:12:21,847 --> 00:12:22,369 And I'm 360 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:24,434 got over, and I'm damn near crying. 361 00:12:24,434 --> 00:12:29,554 And I'm trying to sign the scorecard and, like, yeah, that was one of the closest times I've 362 00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:31,254 ever been to doing suicide.

363 00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:32,514 That's that's tough. 364 00:12:32,514 --> 00:12:32,754 Yeah. 365 00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:33,634 It was close that day. 366 00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:34,434 That that's tough.

367 00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:34,914 Yeah. 368 00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:35,794 So I get it. 369 00:12:35,794 --> 00:12:41,790 Well, I get it too because and I I didn't wanna throw you out on a limb here and just let you 370 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:43,230 be so low out there. 371 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:43,710 Thank you.

372 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:46,049 I've I've had a very embarrassing moment as well. 373 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:51,009 And as I was thinking about this, I was like, man, I know you'll probably have a great story. 374 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:52,944 I don't have as great of a story. 375 00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:59,184 However, the fact that in high school golf, it was so I started late.

376 00:12:59,184 --> 00:13:06,089 I started 13, 14 years old, got onto the varsity team at 15, and basically just kinda 377 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,629 learned how to play from there. 378 00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:14,490 When that happened, my very first, like, tournament tournament, not like a match against 379 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:17,789 another team, you know, it was a full on tournament. 380 00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:24,504 They used to play the BC open back in the day at this golf course, enjoy golf club in 381 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,804 Endicott, New York. 382 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:34,100 And I am on the first tee and it's a colder day and sure enough in upstate New York, my god, I 383 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:37,700 was shaking because I had never felt that kind of pressure.

384 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:42,100 And there's some parents around and everything, and everybody's kinda huddled around that first 385 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,759 tee as they announce the kids' names and whatnot. 386 00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:51,424 And I just about shat myself because I am I was I was full on Michael j. 387 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:52,524 I mean Great. 388 00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:57,105 I I sat there twitching, and I'm just like, oh, no.

389 00:13:57,245 --> 00:13:57,485 Yeah. 390 00:13:57,485 --> 00:14:00,205 You and you knew it before you even took it back. 391 00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:02,129 You're like, this is not going to be 392 00:14:02,129 --> 00:14:03,750 like this as you take it back. 393 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:05,809 And my god.

394 00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:11,649 I don't know how I did it, but I I nipped the very top of the golf ball, and it fell off of 395 00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:12,210 the tee. 396 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,769 It kinda went, like, 3 feet in front of me. 397 00:14:14,769 --> 00:14:15,410 Just so weird. 398 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:17,865 Just sat there, and I just I kinda did one of these.

399 00:14:17,865 --> 00:14:18,924 I kinda looked around. 400 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,184 Can everybody see that? 401 00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:22,824 Hoping that nobody saw and everybody saw. 402 00:14:22,824 --> 00:14:24,204 You should've seen their faces.

403 00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:26,764 They like, some of these parents were just mortified. 404 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:31,950 They're mortified for their kid because their kid not only had to follow that, but then they 405 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,470 had to play with me for the rest of the day. 406 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:34,590 And they're like, oh, god. 407 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:35,230 This is gonna 408 00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:35,389 be the 409 00:14:35,389 --> 00:14:36,029 worst day ever.

410 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:37,970 This kid is just horrendous. 411 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,190 So Then you turn it around, shot 62. 412 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:40,909 It was great. 413 00:14:40,909 --> 00:14:41,149 No.

414 00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:42,610 I probably shot 97. 415 00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:44,615 Oh, that one. 416 00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:46,274 That one that one was not That's 417 00:14:46,274 --> 00:14:46,995 a tough start. 418 00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:51,554 That one was not it the thing was, like, I had no, like, official training, nothing like that.

419 00:14:51,554 --> 00:14:54,934 Like, I was just a kid who had good enough hand eye coordination. 420 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,679 And when you got under a pressure situation like that, you're like, oh, shit. 421 00:14:58,679 --> 00:14:59,879 I am not ready for this. 422 00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:01,080 No official training.

423 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:01,580 Oh. 424 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,139 None. 425 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,460 I was not officially trained. 426 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,759 Now, Brent, we we know you probably have never had an embarrassing moment out there.

427 00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,500 That's funny. 428 00:15:10,225 --> 00:15:11,284 Do you wanna share? 429 00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:13,764 I mean, this is where to start. 430 00:15:14,065 --> 00:15:20,004 My my biggest number I've ever made, on any hole was a 10 on a par 3 in Savannah.

431 00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:22,144 That's the biggest number you've ever had? 432 00:15:22,144 --> 00:15:22,644 Yeah. 433 00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:23,549 Yeah. 434 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:24,009 That's 435 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:24,490 not bad.

436 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:25,049 Par 3. 437 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,090 That's not bad, though. 438 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:26,730 It's a big number. 439 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:27,769 I'm a par 3.

440 00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:28,490 But you haven't done 441 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,009 that on, like, a par 4, par 5 where 442 00:15:30,009 --> 00:15:31,629 you hit hit a couple out of bounds? 443 00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:32,269 No. 444 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:33,049 Oh, 445 00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:33,549 no. 446 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:33,929 Thought 447 00:15:33,929 --> 00:15:34,410 you don't do 448 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,090 that anymore.

449 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:35,450 No. 450 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,190 Oh, no. 451 00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:38,509 Oh, wow. 452 00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:39,935 That's good.

453 00:15:39,935 --> 00:15:40,435 No. 454 00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:41,615 Impense relief. 455 00:15:41,615 --> 00:15:42,195 I don't 456 00:15:42,335 --> 00:15:43,455 I don't think we're really 457 00:15:43,615 --> 00:15:44,815 relief, he says. 458 00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:46,095 Thank god I got the fan on.

459 00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:47,855 I almost didn't turn on the fan tonight in 460 00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:48,435 the studio. 461 00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:49,295 No. 462 00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:50,175 I chewed it up. 463 00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:50,495 Yeah.

464 00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:51,315 Blow it around. 465 00:15:51,774 --> 00:15:57,110 It was a par 3 over water, and, I hit, I don't know, 3 or 4 dead left in the water. 466 00:15:57,110 --> 00:16:00,789 I kept aiming further and further right, and I somehow kept hitting it further and further 467 00:16:00,789 --> 00:16:01,269 left. 468 00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:02,470 How old were you at this point?

469 00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:03,669 I was on a corn freight tour. 470 00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:04,169 Okay. 471 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,190 So this is, 20, 21. 472 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:07,725 An adult.

473 00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:08,304 Yeah. 474 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:10,593 No. 475 00:16:10,593 --> 00:16:11,062 No. 476 00:16:11,062 --> 00:16:11,530 No.

477 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:11,999 No. 478 00:16:11,999 --> 00:16:12,467 No. 479 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:12,936 No 480 00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:13,404 excuse. 481 00:16:13,404 --> 00:16:14,704 You were fully prepared.

482 00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:15,345 Yes. 483 00:16:15,804 --> 00:16:16,204 Dang. 484 00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:16,284 I 485 00:16:16,284 --> 00:16:20,125 think I shot I think I shot 5 over that day, though. 486 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:20,605 So I thought 487 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21