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Show Notes

The episode kicks off with a look at Devereux Golf and the Waste Management Phoenix Open, including survival tips for attendees and humorous insights on fan nicknames. The hosts discuss top golf headlines like Jason Day's jacket controversy and Buttsy's antics. They analyze Greg Norman's removal, Rick Shiels joining LIV Golf, and Matt Cook's take on TGL and golf tech. A Farmers Insurance Open recap highlights Harris English's win and a LIV Golf account mix-up. The AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am is previewed, considering weather impacts and John Daly's antics. The episode wraps up with betting odds, top picks, and updates on the international series in India.

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(0:00) Welcome and introductions with Devereux Golf discussion
(2:26) Waste Management Phoenix Open overview and survival tips
(7:36) Nicknames for intoxicated attendees and Matt's drinking habits
(11:42) Sponsor: Magic Mind
(15:19) Top golf headlines and Jason Day's jacket controversy
(22:11) Buttsy's antics and commentary on golf figures
(25:09) Impact of Greg Norman's removal and Rick Shiels joining LIV Golf
(29:10) Matt Cook's take on TGL and golf technology insights
(34:28) Credibility of golf equipment reviews and Brent Grant's simulator insights
(45:40) Farmers Insurance Open recap and Harris English's win
(47:18) LIV Golf account mix-up and shoutout to Sam Stevens
(49:35) Notable withdrawals and Xander Schauffele's injury
(52:09) Professional golf viewership decline and Rory McIlroy’s comments
(56:07) LIV Golf’s disruption and YouTube golf content saturation
(1:04:01) AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am introduction and course differences
(1:07:18) Weather impact and John Daly's beer bet
(1:08:05) Betting odds and top picks for the week
(1:13:15) Matt's pick: Maverick McNeely and LIV Golf updates
(1:18:10) International series in India and closing remarks

Show Transcript

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Welcome back, everybody, to Pull Hook Golf, the
podcast.

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I'm your host, Matt Cook.

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Tonight in the studio, we've got our tour
insider, Mr.

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Brent Grant, and we've got remotely tonight
Buttsy.

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My goodness gracious.

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And we've got one hell of an episode for all of
you.

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But before we get going into all of this, we
are all rocking our Dev Row tonight.

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If you can't tell by the logos that are on our
clothing, our hats.

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I've got the hoodie on with the oh my god.

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I thought you were doing the twerk again after
last week.

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Looks like I was about to drink a shit.

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Sorry about that.

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But Brent's got it on a very fresh team.

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If I can turn yeah.

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I can't turn around far.

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Man, no.

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There's a big

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alright.

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Well

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The back is like Texas burnt orange.

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He's got a big bull on there with an 18th hole
flag that the bull has stolen.

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That is my favorite.

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Yeah.

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Brent came in the studio today and goes, this
is my favorite shirt.

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I freaking love it.

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I would wear this shirt on tour every day.

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There you go.

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It's like

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a cave like a cave bull.

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Yes.

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Exactly.

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And, Buttsy, you and I got the cacti hat on
this.

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Good old saguaro.

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So we just got different types.

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I love the two-tone, the cream, and then the
green, and then obviously kind of the same

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thing with the sweatshirt as well.

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These are not them, unfortunately, but they are
coming out with pants soon, they said.

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So that's gonna be exciting.

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But Devereux Golf, folks, if you wanna start
grabbing some items like we do here on the

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show, I know there's been quite a few orders
going out, but devereuxgolf.com, that is

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entire order at devereuxgolf.com.

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Get yourself some because, I do know they've
got some Waste Management stuff coming out too

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that is absolutely dope.

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For the 16th hole and everything, it is
awesome.

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Now Brian Brian Shane, he's like, he can't be
wearing that burnt orange around Utah.

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That's for dang sure.

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You can't wear it around a lot of places, but,
you know, Austin, Texas, you sure can.

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Now the amount of cacti I've seen on golf
apparel for Waste Management is incredible.

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This is coming from Bill Ray.

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Welcome to the show, Bill Ray.

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Now Well, Bill, that's because it's in the
fucking desert.

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Well, Bill, let me tell you something here,
Bill.

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There is a thing out here in Arizona that we do
have that most places don't, and it's called a

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goddamn saguaro.

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So it's a saguaro.

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It's a saguaro.

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That build out, by the way, for that
tournament.

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And you do not wanna fall into one of those
saguaros.

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That is for damn sure.

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But there is a worse thing out there as well.

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And we'll be talking about that a little bit in
our tee-off report with Buttsy coming right up.

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But folks, here's our overview for this
episode.

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We do have the tee-off report with Buttsy
that's coming up next.

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We've got pro golf headlines, a brand new
segment.

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We started to introduce it last week very
terribly, by the way.

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Very, very, very unorganized on my behalf.

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That is for certain.

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And, this week, it's going to have a little bit
of a different feel to it.

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Okay?

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And then we've got the TGL recap, which, you
know, the TGL love it, hate it, disagree with

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the tag, whatever.

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It is creating quite a buzz in the golf space.

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We'll be getting into that.

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And then we've got the Farmers Insurance Open
recap.

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We've got the upcoming Pebble Beach AT&T, and
then we also have our favorite topic of all

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topics, LIV Golf updates.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Oh, Jordan's hate.

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Jordan doesn't like it.

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Oh, it is my favorite category, though.

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It really is.

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Now as we get going here with the tee-off
report with Buttsy.

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Buttsy, you ready for this, buddy?

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I didn't read a shot.

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I didn't shoot it.

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Yeah.

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So let's go.

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Well, let's just let's absolutely dig in, which
I believe you're going to be an absolute expert

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at this, which is why I wanted to ask it.

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We're exactly two weeks out from the Waste
Management Phoenix Open, the rowdiest event on

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the PGA Tour and conveniently right here in our
own backyard of Phoenix, Arizona.

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Buttsy, for the unfortunate souls who can't
resist day drinking in the blazing desert sun

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while watching golf, any survival tips you have
to share?

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Oh, man.

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I mean, there's just the obvious, bro.

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You have to.

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This is a tough thing to do, and this comes
from the heart here.

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It's to consume water at some point throughout
the day.

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Even a little bit will save your fucking life.

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And let's say you spend three, four hours on
the sauce.

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Even if you just go sit down, kill four or five
bottles, make sure that you're peeing, and

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you're good to go.

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You have to hydrate on some level.

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Otherwise, you'll ruin the rest of the week.

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You'll wake up the next day with the worst
hangover of your entire life.

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You won't be able to make it.

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So that's a pretty obvious answer, but I think
it's probably the most important thing that you

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could do.

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Is there any special alcohol that you should be
drinking in advance?

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Like, is there a prep that people should be
going through right now for preparation?

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I think you need to start with, and this has
actually become a scientific thing as of late,

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but some tequila.

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Mhmm.

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Tequila is probably your best bet.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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I would stay away from the sugary beverages.

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Any sort of going out to brunch before you head
out and you're having a bunch of orange juice

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and champagne and some sort of fucking
weird-ass chocolate martini.

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Don't drink that shit.

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Just stick to straight hard shit, and you'll be
fine.

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So not none of the sugary shit is what I'm
hearing from you.

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Oh.

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Just get you dehydrated out here in the desert.

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Now, oh, and hypoglycemic.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Temporarily, maybe blind and diabetic.

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What are some of your favorite figures out
there?

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So when somebody is a little bit too trashed,
do you have any kind

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of, you know, nicknames

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or anything like that for, you know, some of
the people that might be standing from their

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feet to their waist?

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Billy Balance.

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Billy, Billy Balance.

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That is BB.

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Good old BB.

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You gotta love

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that guy.

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Anybody that looks like they're in some sort of
a, like, a gravitron.

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Like, they're being pulled.

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Gravity has adjusted for them, and it's
something that they're not orienting well

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towards.

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They're not necessarily like this, but, like,
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They're hanging.

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Leaning.

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It's no longer from the top down.

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It's, like, coming from this way almost.

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Right?

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Like, they're fighting something.

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Like you know what's incredible though?

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That their lower half kinda stays straight.

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Like this.

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And then the upper body is, like, detached.

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It just starts falling to the side.

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Downtown Philly, there's a bunch of people
standing around at 90 degrees on fentanyl and

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not temperature-wise.

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Like, their body

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Their body.

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They are at a direct right angle.

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Oh, so there's your survival guide by Buttsy,
folks, for the Waste Management Phoenix Open.

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If you're coming out for the first time, as he
said, get a little bit of water in you.

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You know?

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Don't think you're too much of a man or not man
enough to get some water in.

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Okay?

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So make sure to get that water.

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And then, make sure to, as Buttsy also
mentioned, prepare ahead of time, drink lots of

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tequila.

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And once you get out here, drink more tequila.

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You'll be absolutely fine.

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So stick to one path.

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Yeah.

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And tequila's big down here in the good old
desert.

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Now Trout Golfers asking, Matt, do you attend?

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I attend almost every day.

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So I will be around, and that is a guarantee,
folks.

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If

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When does your prep start?

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My prep normally starts well, here's the thing.

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I don't go drinking every single day anymore.

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The one day that I will go drinking, because I
have a lot of friends that aren't, like, golf

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fanatics, but they just enjoy, like, going out
to the Waste Management Phoenix Open.

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And sure enough, like, that's the day that
people will get hammered, and that's normally

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on a Saturday.

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Mhmm.

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So, normally, Saturday is the one day that I
will, you know, partake.

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Lean in.

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Partake.

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Just get fucking melted off.

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Just absolutely wasted.

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So, Bill, I miss the old fun man.

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I listen.

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Everybody does.

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So you,

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people don't like people don't like me

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as much anymore.

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But I am

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hardcore ASU tailgater.

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Right?

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So, I mean, this is kinda

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this is kinda in your veins, man.

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Listen.

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I don't get sloppy out there.

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I just get absolutely shit.

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Billy Bell

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Billy Balance?

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No.

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Billy Balance?

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Billy Balance?

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You're not this guy.

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No.

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I'm not.

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I've never been

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a Billy Balance since I've known him.

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Yeah.

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You lean back.

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And I have put away a few.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Especially on the golf course.

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Of course.

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Yeah.

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And for the money it

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turns into Henry Happy.

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Yeah.

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I mean,

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way Happy Andre.

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Way nicer person.

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Really?

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This is what people tell me all the time.

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They're like, Matt, you make more sense.

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You are, like, way clearer speaker than you
normally are, and you're, like, fun to be

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around.

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Like, what what am I

237
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sober?

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Amazing a lot.

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It says amazing.

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Is amazing.

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A lot.

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It's because life becomes better with alcohol.

243
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Everybody knows it.

244
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Oh.

245
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So

246
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I need a disclaimer on that.

247
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Folks, drink responsibly is

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what we're trying

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to say out at the Waste Management Phoenix.

250
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There we go.

251
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Okay?

252
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That's our disclaimer for this.

253
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If you couldn't tell, our podcast is comedic
informative and not just a dead serious.

254
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Some people really get upset, though, with us.

255
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They're like, I can't

256
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people can just go fuck up a tree.

257
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I can't believe Buttsy would say that Blades
Brown is better than Tiger Woods.

258
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Seems he is.

259
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I had multiple people text me.

260
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Is he being serious?

261
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Yes.

262
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I'm like, no.

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Oh,

264
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he wasn't?

265
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Were

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you?

267
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I thought you were.

268
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Yeah.

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Oh, gosh.

270
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There's people that don't that that don't see
that.

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They don't see that talent level.

272
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Mhmm.

273
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Hang on.

274
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I we gotta go to this comment.

275
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Brian.

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Brian, are you talking to me?

277
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Are you talking to me?

278
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Talking to this guy?

279
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Am I a douche, Liv, suck up?

280
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I mean, I like myself some Liv.

281
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I really do.

282
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That's well, well spelled out there.

283
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Yeah.

284
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Nice.

285
00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:13,995
Well, I kinda wanna see that little apostrophe
on the e.

286
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If you're gonna if you're gonna do douche.

287
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Right?

288
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One of those?

289
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You gotta you gotta throw up that little
douche.

290
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Douche.

291
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Douche.

292
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I I believe it's a French word, douche.

293
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But, you know, I'm not good at French either,
so not good at English either.

294
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:34,740
Let's keep this thing moving, and we gotta go
back to the fact that, you know, normally, I am

295
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not drinking on this show.

296
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But after three weeks of MagicBun, I have felt
absolutely phenomenal.

297
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How good?

298
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Phenomenal.

299
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Hoping you bring that up.

300
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That stuff has become pretty addictive for me.

301
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Yeah.

302
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I'm, like, first thing I'm drinking in the
morning when I wake up before now I pour 600 to

303
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800 milligrams caffeine on top of it.

304
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But they say to because it's not a coffee Yeah.

305
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It's not a coffee replacer.

306
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You can replace coffee with them.

307
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It's that shit's real.

308
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It is.

309
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I mean, shit, my days are going a hell of a lot
smoother than they've ever gone before.

310
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And it's been a crazy, crazy couple of weeks
too with just a lot of

311
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stuff going on.

312
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And, again, getting

313
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to bed early, like, just feeling good.

314
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Working out.

315
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All of

316
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a sudden, like, I'm getting motivated again.

317
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I'm like, oh,

318
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we gotta start playing some golf again.

319
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We got the Waste Management Phoenix Open coming
again.

320
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It's amazing.

321
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It really is.

322
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Can we get that little chime, Jordan?

323
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Magic Mind.

324
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We don't have any on the show right now, but
that stuff is absolutely incredible.

325
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And once again, folks, with the good old Magic
Mind, remember, there's a couple main pillars

326
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here between sleep, diet, exercise, stress
management, and my favorite, exogenous

327
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compounds.

328
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Exogenous.

329
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Exogenous.

330
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Exogenous compounds, which is one of my
absolute favorite things out of this entire

331
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thing.

332
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But, it definitely makes me feel smarter.

333
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I don't know if I am or not.

334
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What about you, Buttsy?

335
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Do you feel smarter?

336
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I feel more mentally put together.

337
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Like, the train's on the tracks.

338
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It's not happening in linkages.

339
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It's all together, and it's cruising right
along.

340
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Love that.

341
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Well, folks, if you wanna join our little Magic
Mind cult we got going on here, go to

342
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magicmind.com forward/hookgolfjan.

343
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That's h o o k g o l f j a n, and get at least
45% off of a bundle at magicmind.com

344
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forward/hookgolfjan, h o o k g o l f

345
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j a n.

346
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Do it, or we're just gonna start blocking
people from being able to watch the livestream.

347
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That's what

348
00:14:02,044 --> 00:14:02,945
we're gonna do.

349
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What happened?

350
00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:06,144
What do you mean what happened?

351
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:08,225
Why are we blocking people?

352
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,250
I think that was what's known as an ultimatum.

353
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Yeah.

354
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I mean, if you wanna be or

355
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if you wanna hang out with

356
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us, you gotta be on magic mode.

357
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It's a new level.

358
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,589
And Brent's been just absolutely crazy talking
about that thing.

359
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All twisted up.

360
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I thought somebody made a rude comment.

361
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Well, Brent Grant's on the podcast.

362
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So

363
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you doing it or you're out.

364
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I thought you

365
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were modding.

366
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No.

367
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No.

368
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I'm not a moderator.

369
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Not a mod.

370
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I think that's how the kids

371
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say it.

372
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Not a mod.

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Mod.

374
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Is that with an M-O-D or is that, like,
M-A-O-D?

375
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Or I

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think it's M-O-D.

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Interesting.

378
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Mod.

379
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Mau.

380
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Mau.

381
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Mau.

382
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Is it M-A-A-D?

383
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Mod.

384
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What's it?

385
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Get yourself your goddamn

386
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magic mind.

387
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It is good.

388
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Especially for golfer fans.

389
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I mean, have you guys seen Brent's, by the way,
on his Instagram, his little chipping video?

390
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Mhmm.

391
00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:06,360
It's almost as good as Dustin Johnson's tip on
how to hit a fade.

392
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Just do it.

393
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Just hit a fade.

394
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If you don't chip it, make

395
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sure you chip it.

396
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If you're gonna hit a fade, just make sure you
fade it.

397
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Make sure you're my favorite.

398
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Literally, my most favorite video of all time.

399
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I've hated it.

400
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,024
I figured it out just from that video, which is
absolutely incredible.

401
00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:27,585
Now let's get into our top golf headlines.

402
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:31,345
And, folks, this is a brand new segment, so
please be kind.

403
00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:32,684
We are very

404
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:35,990
Self.

405
00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:36,950
What is this?

406
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:38,570
Okay?

407
00:15:38,789 --> 00:15:42,629
So I don't even know what that means, but I'm
good enough with English.

408
00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:43,789
That whiskey is alright.

409
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:44,709
Or Scotch.

410
00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:45,350
It's Scotch.

411
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:45,829
Yeah.

412
00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:52,054
So gradually here comes the first top golf
headline from the week.

413
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Tiger Woods penalized for shot clock violation.

414
00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:59,574
Once again, folks, Tiger Woods breaks another
record.

415
00:15:59,954 --> 00:16:05,210
This time being the first player to ever
violate, I'm gonna leave that one there.

416
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:08,570
Bam.

417
00:16:09,029 --> 00:16:09,769
Thank you.

418
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player to violate.

419
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:16,009
Yep.

420
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:17,269
Breaking records.

421
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:17,990
Breaking records

422
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,274
is what that's all about.

423
00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:20,175
Interesting.

424
00:16:20,475 --> 00:16:21,514
All record breaker.

425
00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:23,855
The best of all time, also known as the
greatest

426
00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:25,195
of all time.

427
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:25,434
Yeah.

428
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,695
At several things, by the way.

429
00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:30,095
Not just one.

430
00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:33,215
Here goes the next one.

431
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:35,840
Really?

432
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,540
You know what the worst thing is?

433
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,840
I was watching that Saturday Night Live
documentary, and they have to go in for, like,

434
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,660
their skit.

435
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,279
Right?

436
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:47,054
And they have to do it in front of the
executives and the team that's selecting them,

437
00:16:47,054 --> 00:16:48,195
and none of them laugh.

438
00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:51,615
So they go through this whole skit with nobody
laughing.

439
00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:53,214
That is what this feels like right now.

440
00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:54,414
We're looking at a screen.

441
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,294
Everybody's laughing.

442
00:16:55,294 --> 00:17:00,495
I think Buttsy froze, and then Brent is just
trying to be polite.

443
00:17:00,495 --> 00:17:06,569
Now Adam Scott and Nelly Korda praise the TGL
shot clock.

444
00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:07,369
Oh, there we go.

445
00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,150
that Tiger Woods violated.

446
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:09,849
It is.

447
00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:15,710
Now, finally, golf fans can watch a round that
doesn't take longer than a flight to Europe.

448
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,275
Wow.

449
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:19,134
That's

450
00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:21,535
Me and Dottie Pepper, we're on the same page.

451
00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:25,075
Adam Scott and Nelly Korda.

452
00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:26,015
Is that right?

453
00:17:26,015 --> 00:17:26,894
Is that how you pronounce that?

454
00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:27,375
That's correct.

455
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:27,775
That is

456
00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:27,974
correct.

457
00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:29,535
An apostrophe above the o?

458
00:17:29,535 --> 00:17:29,775
Or

459
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:34,200
But you got people at Brian Shade's asking if
you're frozen over

460
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:34,820
there.

461
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,059
Well, that's that's that's what I was going
for.

462
00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:38,259
Obviously, it works.

463
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,200
But, fuck idiots.

464
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:47,345
Well, that's that's how they slower than a
flight to Europe.

465
00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:49,884
It's well, golf takes

466
00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:51,085
five hours to get to Europe.

467
00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:54,684
Faster than, heading to Europe and study.

468
00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:59,039
Percent of the people watching don't know how
long it takes to get to Europe.

469
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,980
That's a rich person's day.

470
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,820
Fantastic stuff.

471
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,480
Oh, how long does it take to get to Europe?

472
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:04,960
Couple hours?

473
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,519
I don't know.

474
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,080
Never been there.

475
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,299
It's too fucking expensive.

476
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,420
Go make more money playing golf, bitch about
it.

477
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,460
Better question is, what is Europe?

478
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:16,714
What part of Europe?

479
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:20,315
I'll take continents for 500 hours.

480
00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:21,595
Europe is huge.

481
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,734
Now you just get to Europe.

482
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,335
That could take four hours to get to.

483
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,599
That's a stupid thing to say.

484
00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:28,480
Now here's the text.

485
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Transcript

1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,540 Welcome back, everybody, to Pull Hook Golf, the podcast. 2 00:00:03,839 --> 00:00:05,219 I'm your host, Matt Cook. 3 00:00:05,279 --> 00:00:08,400 Tonight in the studio, we've got our tour insider, Mr. 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:17,605 Brent Grant, and we've got remotely tonight Buttsy.

5 00:00:17,605 --> 00:00:18,565 My goodness gracious. 6 00:00:18,565 --> 00:00:21,685 And we've got one hell of an episode for all of you. 7 00:00:21,685 --> 00:00:26,404 But before we get going into all of this, we are all rocking our Dev Row tonight. 8 00:00:26,404 --> 00:00:31,789 If you can't tell by the logos that are on our clothing, our hats.

9 00:00:32,329 --> 00:00:35,450 I've got the hoodie on with the oh my god. 10 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:39,229 I thought you were doing the twerk again after last week. 11 00:00:39,545 --> 00:00:41,064 Looks like I was about to drink a shit. 12 00:00:41,064 --> 00:00:42,045 Sorry about that.

13 00:00:42,984 --> 00:00:45,864 But Brent's got it on a very fresh team. 14 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:46,905 If I can turn yeah. 15 00:00:46,905 --> 00:00:47,945 I can't turn around far. 16 00:00:47,945 --> 00:00:48,265 Man, no.

17 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:48,905 There's a big 18 00:00:49,145 --> 00:00:49,545 alright. 19 00:00:49,545 --> 00:00:49,784 Well 20 00:00:50,024 --> 00:00:52,520 The back is like Texas burnt orange. 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:57,420 He's got a big bull on there with an 18th hole flag that the bull has stolen. 22 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,320 That is my favorite.

23 00:00:59,320 --> 00:00:59,559 Yeah. 24 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,439 Brent came in the studio today and goes, this is my favorite shirt. 25 00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:03,399 I freaking love it. 26 00:01:03,399 --> 00:01:06,459 I would wear this shirt on tour every day.

27 00:01:06,519 --> 00:01:07,245 There you go. 28 00:01:07,325 --> 00:01:07,984 It's like 29 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,685 a cave like a cave bull. 30 00:01:10,685 --> 00:01:10,924 Yes. 31 00:01:10,924 --> 00:01:11,325 Exactly.

32 00:01:11,325 --> 00:01:14,125 And, Buttsy, you and I got the cacti hat on this. 33 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,105 Good old saguaro. 34 00:01:15,645 --> 00:01:17,344 So we just got different types. 35 00:01:17,564 --> 00:01:21,969 I love the two-tone, the cream, and then the green, and then obviously kind of the same 36 00:01:21,969 --> 00:01:24,230 thing with the sweatshirt as well.

37 00:01:25,329 --> 00:01:28,689 These are not them, unfortunately, but they are coming out with pants soon, they said. 38 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:29,989 So that's gonna be exciting. 39 00:01:30,689 --> 00:01:36,355 But Devereux Golf, folks, if you wanna start grabbing some items like we do here on the 40 00:01:36,355 --> 00:01:41,875 show, I know there's been quite a few orders going out, but devereuxgolf.com, that is 41 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:50,619 devereuxgolf.com, and then promo code, pullhookgolf20 at checkout for 20% off your 42 00:01:50,619 --> 00:01:52,959 entire order at devereuxgolf.com. 43 00:01:55,180 --> 00:02:00,219 Get yourself some because, I do know they've got some Waste Management stuff coming out too 44 00:02:00,219 --> 00:02:01,680 that is absolutely dope.

45 00:02:01,819 --> 00:02:06,084 For the 16th hole and everything, it is awesome. 46 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:10,185 Now Brian Brian Shane, he's like, he can't be wearing that burnt orange around Utah. 47 00:02:10,645 --> 00:02:11,525 That's for dang sure. 48 00:02:11,525 --> 00:02:16,585 You can't wear it around a lot of places, but, you know, Austin, Texas, you sure can.

49 00:02:16,889 --> 00:02:21,769 Now the amount of cacti I've seen on golf apparel for Waste Management is incredible. 50 00:02:21,769 --> 00:02:23,549 This is coming from Bill Ray. 51 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,629 Welcome to the show, Bill Ray. 52 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:30,844 Now Well, Bill, that's because it's in the fucking desert.

53 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:36,125 Well, Bill, let me tell you something here, Bill. 54 00:02:36,185 --> 00:02:40,905 There is a thing out here in Arizona that we do have that most places don't, and it's called a 55 00:02:40,905 --> 00:02:41,884 goddamn saguaro. 56 00:02:42,569 --> 00:02:45,469 So it's a saguaro. 57 00:02:45,503 --> 00:02:47,069 It's a saguaro.

58 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,409 That build out, by the way, for that tournament. 59 00:02:50,409 --> 00:02:52,990 And you do not wanna fall into one of those saguaros. 60 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,590 That is for damn sure. 61 00:02:54,729 --> 00:02:57,495 But there is a worse thing out there as well.

62 00:02:57,495 --> 00:03:01,735 And we'll be talking about that a little bit in our tee-off report with Buttsy coming right up. 63 00:03:01,735 --> 00:03:04,474 But folks, here's our overview for this episode. 64 00:03:04,614 --> 00:03:07,414 We do have the tee-off report with Buttsy that's coming up next. 65 00:03:07,414 --> 00:03:09,995 We've got pro golf headlines, a brand new segment.

66 00:03:10,129 --> 00:03:13,349 We started to introduce it last week very terribly, by the way. 67 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:16,389 Very, very, very unorganized on my behalf. 68 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,750 That is for certain. 69 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:22,530 And, this week, it's going to have a little bit of a different feel to it.

70 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:23,030 Okay? 71 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:31,354 And then we've got the TGL recap, which, you know, the TGL love it, hate it, disagree with 72 00:03:31,354 --> 00:03:32,334 the tag, whatever. 73 00:03:32,634 --> 00:03:35,914 It is creating quite a buzz in the golf space. 74 00:03:35,914 --> 00:03:37,259 We'll be getting into that.

75 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:41,599 And then we've got the Farmers Insurance Open recap. 76 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:50,379 We've got the upcoming Pebble Beach AT&T, and then we also have our favorite topic of all 77 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:52,479 topics, LIV Golf updates. 78 00:03:52,764 --> 00:03:53,264 Oh. 79 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:54,864 Yeah.

80 00:03:56,364 --> 00:03:57,905 Oh, Jordan's hate. 81 00:03:59,644 --> 00:04:01,004 Jordan doesn't like it. 82 00:04:01,004 --> 00:04:03,724 Oh, it is my favorite category, though. 83 00:04:03,724 --> 00:04:04,364 It really is.

84 00:04:04,364 --> 00:04:08,400 Now as we get going here with the tee-off report with Buttsy. 85 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,939 Buttsy, you ready for this, buddy? 86 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,599 I didn't read a shot. 87 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,520 I didn't shoot it.

88 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:13,840 Yeah. 89 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,479 So let's go. 90 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:19,439 Well, let's just let's absolutely dig in, which I believe you're going to be an absolute expert 91 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:21,884 at this, which is why I wanted to ask it. 92 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:28,205 We're exactly two weeks out from the Waste Management Phoenix Open, the rowdiest event on 93 00:04:28,205 --> 00:04:32,944 the PGA Tour and conveniently right here in our own backyard of Phoenix, Arizona.

94 00:04:33,324 --> 00:04:39,229 Buttsy, for the unfortunate souls who can't resist day drinking in the blazing desert sun 95 00:04:39,229 --> 00:04:44,449 while watching golf, any survival tips you have to share? 96 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:47,264 Oh, man. 97 00:04:47,324 --> 00:04:49,725 I mean, there's just the obvious, bro. 98 00:04:49,725 --> 00:04:51,105 You have to.

99 00:04:51,404 --> 00:04:55,264 This is a tough thing to do, and this comes from the heart here. 100 00:04:55,644 --> 00:04:59,819 It's to consume water at some point throughout the day. 101 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:03,160 Even a little bit will save your fucking life. 102 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,540 And let's say you spend three, four hours on the sauce.

103 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:13,504 Even if you just go sit down, kill four or five bottles, make sure that you're peeing, and 104 00:05:13,665 --> 00:05:14,545 you're good to go. 105 00:05:14,545 --> 00:05:16,645 You have to hydrate on some level. 106 00:05:16,785 --> 00:05:18,785 Otherwise, you'll ruin the rest of the week. 107 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,025 You'll wake up the next day with the worst hangover of your entire life.

108 00:05:21,025 --> 00:05:22,145 You won't be able to make it. 109 00:05:22,145 --> 00:05:28,240 So that's a pretty obvious answer, but I think it's probably the most important thing that you 110 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:28,899 could do. 111 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,160 Is there any special alcohol that you should be drinking in advance? 112 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,660 Like, is there a prep that people should be going through right now for preparation?

113 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:42,745 I think you need to start with, and this has actually become a scientific thing as of late, 114 00:05:42,745 --> 00:05:43,645 but some tequila. 115 00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:44,665 Mhmm. 116 00:05:44,665 --> 00:05:47,085 Tequila is probably your best bet. 117 00:05:47,145 --> 00:05:47,384 Wow.

118 00:05:47,384 --> 00:05:47,705 Yeah. 119 00:05:47,705 --> 00:05:49,805 I would stay away from the sugary beverages. 120 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:56,490 Any sort of going out to brunch before you head out and you're having a bunch of orange juice 121 00:05:56,490 --> 00:06:01,629 and champagne and some sort of fucking weird-ass chocolate martini. 122 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:03,865 Don't drink that shit.

123 00:06:03,865 --> 00:06:07,964 Just stick to straight hard shit, and you'll be fine. 124 00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:11,704 So not none of the sugary shit is what I'm hearing from you. 125 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:12,185 Oh. 126 00:06:12,185 --> 00:06:15,004 Just get you dehydrated out here in the desert.

127 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,550 Now, oh, and hypoglycemic. 128 00:06:17,089 --> 00:06:17,490 Yeah. 129 00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:18,149 Oh, yeah. 130 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:22,069 Temporarily, maybe blind and diabetic.

131 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,889 What are some of your favorite figures out there? 132 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:32,495 So when somebody is a little bit too trashed, do you have any kind 133 00:06:32,495 --> 00:06:35,074 of, you know, nicknames 134 00:06:35,214 --> 00:06:40,894 or anything like that for, you know, some of the people that might be standing from their 135 00:06:40,894 --> 00:06:42,115 feet to their waist? 136 00:06:42,495 --> 00:06:43,394 Billy Balance. 137 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,235 Billy, Billy Balance.

138 00:06:46,509 --> 00:06:47,569 That is BB. 139 00:06:47,709 --> 00:06:48,670 Good old BB. 140 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:49,389 You gotta love 141 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:49,949 that guy. 142 00:06:49,949 --> 00:06:54,610 Anybody that looks like they're in some sort of a, like, a gravitron.

143 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:56,370 Like, they're being pulled. 144 00:06:57,389 --> 00:07:02,784 Gravity has adjusted for them, and it's something that they're not orienting well 145 00:07:02,784 --> 00:07:03,284 towards. 146 00:07:03,504 --> 00:07:06,144 They're not necessarily like this, but, like, they are 147 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:06,824 They're hanging. 148 00:07:06,944 --> 00:07:07,444 Leaning.

149 00:07:08,305 --> 00:07:10,305 It's no longer from the top down. 150 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:13,125 It's, like, coming from this way almost. 151 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:13,824 Right? 152 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,129 Like, they're fighting something.

153 00:07:17,949 --> 00:07:21,090 Like you know what's incredible though? 154 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:23,750 That their lower half kinda stays straight. 155 00:07:23,949 --> 00:07:24,430 Like this. 156 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:26,770 And then the upper body is, like, detached.

157 00:07:27,095 --> 00:07:29,194 It just starts falling to the side. 158 00:07:29,254 --> 00:07:34,294 Downtown Philly, there's a bunch of people standing around at 90 degrees on fentanyl and 159 00:07:34,294 --> 00:07:35,414 not temperature-wise. 160 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,294 Like, their body 161 00:07:36,535 --> 00:07:37,354 Their body. 162 00:07:37,574 --> 00:07:39,914 They are at a direct right angle.

163 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:48,720 Oh, so there's your survival guide by Buttsy, folks, for the Waste Management Phoenix Open. 164 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:53,279 If you're coming out for the first time, as he said, get a little bit of water in you. 165 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:53,860 You know? 166 00:07:53,919 --> 00:07:59,384 Don't think you're too much of a man or not man enough to get some water in.

167 00:07:59,384 --> 00:07:59,884 Okay? 168 00:08:00,025 --> 00:08:01,725 So make sure to get that water. 169 00:08:01,865 --> 00:08:07,384 And then, make sure to, as Buttsy also mentioned, prepare ahead of time, drink lots of 170 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:07,785 tequila. 171 00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:09,645 And once you get out here, drink more tequila.

172 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:11,360 You'll be absolutely fine. 173 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,279 So stick to one path. 174 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:13,779 Yeah. 175 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,379 And tequila's big down here in the good old desert.

176 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:19,680 Now Trout Golfers asking, Matt, do you attend? 177 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,379 I attend almost every day. 178 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:26,324 So I will be around, and that is a guarantee, folks. 179 00:08:26,705 --> 00:08:27,205 If 180 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:29,205 When does your prep start?

181 00:08:29,504 --> 00:08:31,745 My prep normally starts well, here's the thing. 182 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,924 I don't go drinking every single day anymore. 183 00:08:34,144 --> 00:08:38,220 The one day that I will go drinking, because I have a lot of friends that aren't, like, golf 184 00:08:38,699 --> 00:08:43,360 fanatics, but they just enjoy, like, going out to the Waste Management Phoenix Open. 185 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:48,620 And sure enough, like, that's the day that people will get hammered, and that's normally 186 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,439 on a Saturday.

187 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:49,899 Mhmm. 188 00:08:49,899 --> 00:08:55,654 So, normally, Saturday is the one day that I will, you know, partake. 189 00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:56,455 Lean in. 190 00:08:56,455 --> 00:08:56,934 Partake.

191 00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,695 Just get fucking melted off. 192 00:08:58,695 --> 00:09:00,315 Just absolutely wasted. 193 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:04,535 So, Bill, I miss the old fun man. 194 00:09:04,535 --> 00:09:05,355 I listen.

195 00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:06,794 Everybody does. 196 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:07,960 So you, 197 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,519 people don't like people don't like me 198 00:09:10,519 --> 00:09:11,340 as much anymore. 199 00:09:11,639 --> 00:09:12,120 But I am 200 00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:13,899 hardcore ASU tailgater. 201 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,360 Right?

202 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,580 So, I mean, this is kinda 203 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,040 this is kinda in your veins, man. 204 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:18,540 Listen. 205 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,284 I don't get sloppy out there. 206 00:09:20,284 --> 00:09:21,605 I just get absolutely shit.

207 00:09:21,964 --> 00:09:22,524 Billy Bell 208 00:09:22,764 --> 00:09:23,565 Billy Balance? 209 00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:23,804 No. 210 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:24,524 Billy Balance? 211 00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:25,084 Billy Balance?

212 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:25,725 You're not this guy. 213 00:09:25,725 --> 00:09:25,964 No. 214 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:26,204 I'm not. 215 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:26,924 I've never been 216 00:09:26,924 --> 00:09:28,684 a Billy Balance since I've known him.

217 00:09:28,684 --> 00:09:29,004 Yeah. 218 00:09:29,004 --> 00:09:29,644 You lean back. 219 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:31,985 And I have put away a few. 220 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:32,784 Oh, yeah.

221 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:33,164 Yeah. 222 00:09:33,164 --> 00:09:34,524 Especially on the golf course. 223 00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:35,105 Of course. 224 00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:35,929 Yeah.

225 00:09:35,929 --> 00:09:36,649 And for the money it 226 00:09:36,649 --> 00:09:38,190 turns into Henry Happy. 227 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:38,649 Yeah. 228 00:09:38,649 --> 00:09:39,210 I mean, 229 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,250 way Happy Andre. 230 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,289 Way nicer person.

231 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:41,610 Really? 232 00:09:41,610 --> 00:09:42,970 This is what people tell me all the time. 233 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:44,990 They're like, Matt, you make more sense. 234 00:09:45,289 --> 00:09:50,595 You are, like, way clearer speaker than you normally are, and you're, like, fun to be 235 00:09:50,595 --> 00:09:51,095 around.

236 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:52,674 Like, what what am I 237 00:09:52,674 --> 00:09:53,115 sober? 238 00:09:53,554 --> 00:09:54,434 Amazing a lot. 239 00:09:54,434 --> 00:09:55,355 It says amazing. 240 00:09:55,714 --> 00:09:56,615 Is amazing.

241 00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:58,615 A lot. 242 00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:02,454 It's because life becomes better with alcohol. 243 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,480 Everybody knows it. 244 00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:04,120 Oh.

245 00:10:04,519 --> 00:10:04,919 So 246 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:06,779 I need a disclaimer on that. 247 00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:08,600 Folks, drink responsibly is 248 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,399 what we're trying 249 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:11,959 to say out at the Waste Management Phoenix. 250 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:12,759 There we go. 251 00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:13,259 Okay?

252 00:10:13,399 --> 00:10:15,339 That's our disclaimer for this. 253 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:21,325 If you couldn't tell, our podcast is comedic informative and not just a dead serious. 254 00:10:21,325 --> 00:10:23,504 Some people really get upset, though, with us. 255 00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:24,605 They're like, I can't 256 00:10:24,684 --> 00:10:26,764 people can just go fuck up a tree.

257 00:10:26,764 --> 00:10:31,184 I can't believe Buttsy would say that Blades Brown is better than Tiger Woods. 258 00:10:31,449 --> 00:10:32,269 Seems he is. 259 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:34,329 I had multiple people text me. 260 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,610 Is he being serious?

261 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:35,929 Yes. 262 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:37,389 I'm like, no. 263 00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:38,029 Oh, 264 00:10:38,169 --> 00:10:38,829 he wasn't? 265 00:10:39,049 --> 00:10:39,289 Were 266 00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:39,789 you?

267 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:40,909 I thought you were. 268 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:42,110 Yeah. 269 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:49,825 Oh, gosh. 270 00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:52,965 There's people that don't that that don't see that.

271 00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:55,684 They don't see that talent level. 272 00:10:55,745 --> 00:10:56,245 Mhmm. 273 00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:56,945 Hang on. 274 00:10:56,945 --> 00:10:58,304 I we gotta go to this comment.

275 00:10:58,304 --> 00:10:58,625 Brian. 276 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,029 Brian, are you talking to me? 277 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:01,310 Are you talking to me? 278 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:02,110 Talking to this guy?

279 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,210 Am I a douche, Liv, suck up? 280 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,190 I mean, I like myself some Liv. 281 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:06,830 I really do. 282 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:08,850 That's well, well spelled out there.

283 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:09,570 Yeah. 284 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:10,290 Nice. 285 00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:13,995 Well, I kinda wanna see that little apostrophe on the e. 286 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,595 If you're gonna if you're gonna do douche.

287 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:15,914 Right? 288 00:11:15,995 --> 00:11:16,554 One of those? 289 00:11:16,554 --> 00:11:19,375 You gotta you gotta throw up that little douche. 290 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:19,995 Douche.

291 00:11:19,995 --> 00:11:20,075 Douche. 292 00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:22,975 I I believe it's a French word, douche. 293 00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:27,855 But, you know, I'm not good at French either, so not good at English either. 294 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:34,740 Let's keep this thing moving, and we gotta go back to the fact that, you know, normally, I am 295 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:35,940 not drinking on this show.

296 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:41,080 But after three weeks of MagicBun, I have felt absolutely phenomenal. 297 00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:42,634 How good? 298 00:11:43,735 --> 00:11:43,815 Phenomenal. 299 00:11:43,894 --> 00:11:44,935 Hoping you bring that up.

300 00:11:45,575 --> 00:11:48,475 That stuff has become pretty addictive for me. 301 00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:49,835 Yeah. 302 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:56,179 I'm, like, first thing I'm drinking in the morning when I wake up before now I pour 600 to 303 00:11:56,179 --> 00:11:58,100 800 milligrams caffeine on top of it. 304 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,860 But they say to because it's not a coffee Yeah.

305 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,139 It's not a coffee replacer. 306 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,240 You can replace coffee with them. 307 00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:08,055 It's that shit's real. 308 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:09,014 It is.

309 00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:13,654 I mean, shit, my days are going a hell of a lot smoother than they've ever gone before. 310 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:18,035 And it's been a crazy, crazy couple of weeks too with just a lot of 311 00:12:18,035 --> 00:12:19,254 stuff going on. 312 00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:20,750 And, again, getting 313 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,789 to bed early, like, just feeling good. 314 00:12:23,789 --> 00:12:24,269 Working out.

315 00:12:24,269 --> 00:12:24,470 All of 316 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:27,009 a sudden, like, I'm getting motivated again. 317 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:27,710 I'm like, oh, 318 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,809 we gotta start playing some golf again. 319 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:32,909 We got the Waste Management Phoenix Open coming again. 320 00:12:32,909 --> 00:12:33,730 It's amazing.

321 00:12:34,394 --> 00:12:35,195 It really is. 322 00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:37,294 Can we get that little chime, Jordan? 323 00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:39,294 Magic Mind. 324 00:12:39,434 --> 00:12:44,095 We don't have any on the show right now, but that stuff is absolutely incredible.

325 00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:49,659 And once again, folks, with the good old Magic Mind, remember, there's a couple main pillars 326 00:12:49,659 --> 00:12:55,919 here between sleep, diet, exercise, stress management, and my favorite, exogenous 327 00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:56,879 compounds. 328 00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:57,679 Exogenous. 329 00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:58,480 Exogenous. 330 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:05,294 Exogenous compounds, which is one of my absolute favorite things out of this entire 331 00:13:05,294 --> 00:13:05,534 thing.

332 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,695 But, it definitely makes me feel smarter. 333 00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:09,054 I don't know if I am or not. 334 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,014 What about you, Buttsy? 335 00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:10,914 Do you feel smarter?

336 00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:15,714 I feel more mentally put together. 337 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:18,210 Like, the train's on the tracks. 338 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,250 It's not happening in linkages. 339 00:13:21,389 --> 00:13:24,850 It's all together, and it's cruising right along.

340 00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:26,589 Love that. 341 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:33,085 Well, folks, if you wanna join our little Magic Mind cult we got going on here, go to 342 00:13:33,085 --> 00:13:38,044 magicmind.com forward/hookgolfjan. 343 00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:49,750 That's h o o k g o l f j a n, and get at least 45% off of a bundle at magicmind.com 344 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:53,950 forward/hookgolfjan, h o o k g o l f 345 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,710 j a n. 346 00:13:57,164 --> 00:14:01,725 Do it, or we're just gonna start blocking people from being able to watch the livestream.

347 00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:02,044 That's what 348 00:14:02,044 --> 00:14:02,945 we're gonna do. 349 00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:04,065 What happened? 350 00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:06,144 What do you mean what happened? 351 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:08,225 Why are we blocking people?

352 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,250 I think that was what's known as an ultimatum. 353 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:12,790 Yeah. 354 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:14,389 I mean, if you wanna be or 355 00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:15,509 if you wanna hang out with 356 00:14:15,509 --> 00:14:16,950 us, you gotta be on magic mode. 357 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:17,929 It's a new level.

358 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,589 And Brent's been just absolutely crazy talking about that thing. 359 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,470 All twisted up. 360 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,225 I thought somebody made a rude comment. 361 00:14:24,944 --> 00:14:26,644 Well, Brent Grant's on the podcast.

362 00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:26,784 So 363 00:14:27,024 --> 00:14:28,225 you doing it or you're out. 364 00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:28,784 I thought you 365 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,605 were modding. 366 00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:30,464 No. 367 00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:30,704 No.

368 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,924 I'm not a moderator. 369 00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:32,944 Not a mod. 370 00:14:32,944 --> 00:14:34,065 I think that's how the kids 371 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:34,804 say it. 372 00:14:34,865 --> 00:14:35,584 Not a mod.

373 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:36,084 Mod. 374 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:39,839 Is that with an M-O-D or is that, like, M-A-O-D? 375 00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:40,480 Or I 376 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,600 think it's M-O-D. 377 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,000 Interesting.

378 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,320 Mod. 379 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:42,820 Mau. 380 00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:43,440 Mau. 381 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:43,940 Mau.

382 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,000 Is it M-A-A-D? 383 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,500 Mod. 384 00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:49,059 What's it? 385 00:14:51,164 --> 00:14:52,464 Get yourself your goddamn 386 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,485 magic mind.

387 00:14:53,485 --> 00:14:54,384 It is good. 388 00:14:54,845 --> 00:14:55,804 Especially for golfer fans. 389 00:14:55,804 --> 00:15:00,945 I mean, have you guys seen Brent's, by the way, on his Instagram, his little chipping video? 390 00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:01,325 Mhmm.

391 00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:06,360 It's almost as good as Dustin Johnson's tip on how to hit a fade. 392 00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:07,320 Just do it. 393 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,379 Just hit a fade. 394 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:09,879 If you don't chip it, make 395 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:11,000 sure you chip it.

396 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,639 If you're gonna hit a fade, just make sure you fade it. 397 00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:14,779 Make sure you're my favorite. 398 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,079 Literally, my most favorite video of all time. 399 00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:19,965 I've hated it.

400 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,024 I figured it out just from that video, which is absolutely incredible. 401 00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:27,585 Now let's get into our top golf headlines. 402 00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:31,345 And, folks, this is a brand new segment, so please be kind. 403 00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:32,684 We are very 404 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:35,990 Self.

405 00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:36,950 What is this? 406 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:38,570 Okay? 407 00:15:38,789 --> 00:15:42,629 So I don't even know what that means, but I'm good enough with English. 408 00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:43,789 That whiskey is alright.

409 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:44,709 Or Scotch. 410 00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:45,350 It's Scotch. 411 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:45,829 Yeah. 412 00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:52,054 So gradually here comes the first top golf headline from the week.

413 00:15:52,274 --> 00:15:55,815 Tiger Woods penalized for shot clock violation. 414 00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:59,574 Once again, folks, Tiger Woods breaks another record. 415 00:15:59,954 --> 00:16:05,210 This time being the first player to ever violate, I'm gonna leave that one there. 416 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:08,570 Bam.

417 00:16:09,029 --> 00:16:09,769 Thank you. 418 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,129 player to violate. 419 00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:16,009 Yep. 420 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:17,269 Breaking records.

421 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:17,990 Breaking records 422 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,274 is what that's all about. 423 00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:20,175 Interesting. 424 00:16:20,475 --> 00:16:21,514 All record breaker. 425 00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:23,855 The best of all time, also known as the greatest 426 00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:25,195 of all time.

427 00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:25,434 Yeah. 428 00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,695 At several things, by the way. 429 00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:30,095 Not just one. 430 00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:33,215 Here goes the next one.

431 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:35,840 Really? 432 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,540 You know what the worst thing is? 433 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,840 I was watching that Saturday Night Live documentary, and they have to go in for, like, 434 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,660 their skit. 435 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,279 Right?

436 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:47,054 And they have to do it in front of the executives and the team that's selecting them, 437 00:16:47,054 --> 00:16:48,195 and none of them laugh. 438 00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:51,615 So they go through this whole skit with nobody laughing. 439 00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:53,214 That is what this feels like right now. 440 00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:54,414 We're looking at a screen.

441 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,294 Everybody's laughing. 442 00:16:55,294 --> 00:17:00,495 I think Buttsy froze, and then Brent is just trying to be polite. 443 00:17:00,495 --> 00:17:06,569 Now Adam Scott and Nelly Korda praise the TGL shot clock. 444 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:07,369 Oh, there we go.

445 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,150 that Tiger Woods violated. 446 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:09,849 It is. 447 00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:15,710 Now, finally, golf fans can watch a round that doesn't take longer than a flight to Europe. 448 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,275 Wow.

449 00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:19,134 That's 450 00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:21,535 Me and Dottie Pepper, we're on the same page. 451 00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:25,075 Adam Scott and Nelly Korda. 452 00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:26,015 Is that right? 453 00:17:26,015 --> 00:17:26,894 Is that how you pronounce that?

454 00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:27,375 That's correct. 455 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:27,775 That is 456 00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:27,974 correct. 457 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:29,535 An apostrophe above the o? 458 00:17:29,535 --> 00:17:29,775 Or 459 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:34,200 But you got people at Brian Shade's asking if you're frozen over 460 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:34,820 there.

461 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,059 Well, that's that's that's what I was going for. 462 00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:38,259 Obviously, it works. 463 00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,200 But, fuck idiots. 464 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:47,345 Well, that's that's how they slower than a flight to Europe.

465 00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:49,884 It's well, golf takes 466 00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:51,085 five hours to get to Europe. 467 00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:54,684 Faster than, heading to Europe and study. 468 00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:59,039 Percent of the people watching don't know how long it takes to get to Europe. 469 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,980 That's a rich person's day.

470 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,820 Fantastic stuff. 471 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,480 Oh, how long does it take to get to Europe? 472 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:04,960 Couple hours? 473 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,519 I don't know.

474 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,080 Never been there. 475 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,299 It's too fucking expensive. 476 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,420 Go make more money playing golf, bitch about it. 477 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,460 Better question is, what is Europe?

478 00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:16,714 What part of Europe? 479 00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:20,315 I'll take continents for 500 hours. 480 00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:21,595 Europe is huge. 481 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,734 Now you just get to Europe.

482 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,335 That could take four hours to get to. 483 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,599 That's a stupid thing to say. 484 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:28,480 Now here's the text. 485 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,259 T